December 2009
It looks like he bought your ring from Sears.
I’m sure you’ll make a great ex-wife someday.
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A bear walks into a bar and says to the...
“i’ll have a beer and a…..shot of whiskey.”
“okay,” says the bartender. “but what’s with the big pause?”
“I don’t know. I was born with them.” replies the bear.
I feel like Forest Whitaker's eye today.
ewvictoria:
Just.
So.
Lazy.
wow. so good.